posted on 07.06.09TIYSL Style: How ˚That Guy˚ Rolls #1
TIYSL was never intended to be a fashion centric blog. For those new to the freak show you’re rarely going to get two remotely related post back to back. With that said, like my friend Raul, i’m serving a slice of style pie today. Eat it up. It is delicious. *noms*
This appearance, of the potentially semi-regular TIYSL Style feature, is the result of a couple of unrelated motivating factors.
1. I’m just not able to coherently express the feelings tied to my recent pic, at this time. Some things are better left unsaid, without context, and i’m not willing to provide it to the dime store therapist that litter the metaverse. A few know why I toss and turn. That’s enough.
2. The reaction to my last post, here, on NWN, and on WTFug. With great dismay *coughs* I realized that some straight guys found it offensive. Prove me wrong penguins. Until then you really should take notes from a power player. *smirks*
Kicks: Chelsea (Black/White) by Unique’s [available @ WMD] *insanely detailed*
FTR I don’t think all the straight guys in SL are poorly primmed penguins. Just most of them. I’ll continue to do what I can to help. Not so much for them, because many just don’t care. I do, what I do, for the women of SL. They deserve better.
Until the rest of the boys get in line it’s not that bad being one of a select few, who get it…. in more ways than one. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
*tilts his head slightly to one side, grinning wryly*
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Much love to my plurk frunz, who put up with me on a daily basis.
When I fist joined the WTFug staff, I expressed my disdain for the “I can’t afford to look good” excuse used by half the ugly avis on the grid. I proposed a new feature, called Corrective Action, with the initial focus being a blueprint for those who just don’t know the ins and outs of looking good on a budget. After consulting WTFug readers, fellow writers, and friends, I got to work on the two distinctively different goals stated in the original post.
Upon doing so several things quickly became apparent.
A. It’s much harder to put together a well dressed, and economical avi, than some might believe. Much of the grid’s content is tailored toward female residents and many designers seem to be demonstrate a general attitude of indifference towards male fashion.
B. The metaverse has very few great looking male avis and nearly all of those fall into one of the following categories:
1. Alts. Many of which were created by female residents.
2. Gay men.
3. Myself, and about 5 other straight men. (Sad, but true)
That’s not to say every female created alt, or gay man, has a great avi. You’ll find your share of train wrecks in every segment of the SL population, but it seems like straight guys really need the most help. With that in mind, I had a target demographic, and set out to find a guinea pig…. I mean… volunteer. Enter stage left, ˚That Other Guy˚, Jude.
Our 1st objective: The Budget Beau
Equipped with the best freebies, dollarbies, and some amazing values, this avi makeover is targeted toward the true n00b or a legitimately budget restricted resident.
Jude (Budget Beau Version) Style Sheet and Notes
Hair: Reed (Mesh black 04) by UW.St - $0L (In store freebie)
Eyes: Realistic (Light Blue) by Miriel - $0L (in Store Freebie)
Shirt: Toastie by Cheap Love Song - $1L (in Store Dollarbie)
*CLS also has a ton of creative, well made, T-shirts for $50L*
Jeans: Still Crazy (Limited Red) by LikeA - $0L (group gift)
AO: Basic Male by Long Awkward Pose -$0L (for avis 30 days old or less)
Shape: Gauge Custom by ˚That Guy˚ (not currently available for sale)
*Maschienenwerk has a nice selection of free male shapes for those not comfortable tweaking those sliders. The Mika Shape is a good starting point*
Skin: Belleza Gift Skin by Belleza - $0L (in store freebie)
*Belleza also offers a free skin to all group members when a new line is introduced. Membership in the group is currently $250L, a very reasonable cost for a quality skin.*
Total cost of pictured avi: $51L
Our Second objective: Smokin’ hawt hunk for under $2600L
The goal here was simply the best looking avi possible for under $10 USD.
Jude (Smokin’ Hawt Hunk version) Style sheet and Notes
Hair: Reed (Angel Shine) by UW.St - $0 (In store freebie)
Eyes: Medium Tones (Shallow Water) by Poetic - $250L
Shirt & Jeans: One Shot One Kill by WMD (includes alternate T & gloves) - $350L
Skin: Absolute (suntan/chest hair/face B) by LeLutka - $750L (50% sale)
*Normally a good value. An absolute steal on sale*
Shape: Gauge Custom by ˚That Guy˚
Total cost of pictured avi: $2699L ($10.35 USD)
While I went slightly over budget, on the second makeover, i’m very pleased with the final results. This is only intended as a basic roadmap, or template for the fashion challenged. Could I have done without an AO? Sure, but if you want to interact with people and not look like C3PO, with an anal fissure, you don’t want to be seen rocking the default animations. Can someone survive on freebies alone? Absolutely, but most men will need to invest a little L, or a great deal of time, to do so. It’s going to take some effort, on your part. Just take it one piece at a time.
A few random notes:
Cheap genitalia is never good. Please understand that freenis is an IQ indicator.
Is bling ok? No. I should smack you for asking.
Can you be like ˚That Guy˚? No, but that doesn’t mean you have to be, “that” guy.
One more thing. (because I feel some need this in writing)
I could use all the letters on the internetz and still couldn’t write a tutorial on how to fix a douchebag’s personality. Good looks only get you so far. If you’re a prick/bish to one of my peeps I will find you when you’re fugly and make an example out of you. You have been warned.
*hugs anstuffs*
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Suggestions and feedback appreciated. Please share with those in need. *grins*
posted on 27.04.09We hate what you’re wearing (update)
Seriously. We really do. Click the logo and find out why.
In reference to a few IM’s I’ve received recently….
A. New pics coming soon.
B. I am considering doing product reviews. Send me a well organized folder, including product, LM, and a notecard with relevant info. Be careful what you ask for.*
C. I am considering doing SL photography for others. If I choose to do so it will be on my nonnegotiable terms.**
*I won’t pimp your store for freebies. There are tons of fashion bloggers who will be glad to give anything a poorly written positive review for a back link. If you’re not interested in a candid assessment, from someone who knows what looks good, send them your product. It will look great on their train wreck avi.
**On location, outrageously priced, and by appointment only.
Now that we’ve got that out of the way….
I give you today’s TIYSL slow groove:
Summer Madness by Kool & the Gang
Can you think of anything this song would be good for?
I walked the tracks in Rez before, but never considered i’d stumble across such a horrific train wreck. Tinies have always freaked me out, but this is next level. Even if I were to ignore the kazoo, goggles, bat wings, 14 shades of pink and pig avi…..
why would she wear those shoes for boating? *smirks*
Good thing Trent Reznor was there to help me through it.
Think twice before rezzing a poorly textured boat, and a whale, in one of my favorite sims while swallowing your mic. I could have overlooked the pig if she weren’t an incredibly rude ass.
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