posted on 29.05.09 Hey Jude: One piece at a time

When I fist joined the WTFug staff, I expressed my disdain for the “I can’t afford to look good” excuse used by half the ugly avis on the grid. I proposed a new feature, called Corrective Action, with the initial focus being a blueprint for those who just don’t know the ins and outs of looking good on a budget. After consulting WTFug readers, fellow writers, and friends, I got to work on the two distinctively different goals stated in the original post.

Upon doing so several things quickly became apparent.

A. It’s much harder to put together a well dressed, and economical avi, than some might believe. Much of the grid’s content is tailored toward female residents and many designers seem to be demonstrate a general attitude of indifference towards male fashion.

B. The metaverse has very few great looking male avis and nearly all of those fall into one of the following categories:

1. Alts. Many of which were created by female residents.

2. Gay men.

3. Myself, and about 5 other straight men. (Sad, but true)

That’s not to say every female created alt, or gay man, has a great avi. You’ll find your share of train wrecks in every segment of the SL population, but it seems like straight guys really need the most help. With that in mind, I had a target demographic, and set out to find a guinea pig…. I mean… volunteer. Enter stage left, ˚That Other Guy˚, Jude.

Our 1st objective: The Budget Beau

Equipped with the best freebies, dollarbies, and some amazing values, this avi makeover is targeted toward the true n00b or a legitimately budget restricted resident.

Jude (Budget Beau Version) Style Sheet and Notes

Hair: Reed (Mesh black 04) by UW.St - $0L (In store freebie)

Eyes: Realistic (Light Blue) by Miriel - $0L (in Store Freebie)

Shirt: Toastie by Cheap Love Song - $1L (in Store Dollarbie)

*CLS also has a ton of creative, well made, T-shirts for $50L*

Jeans: Still Crazy (Limited Red) by LikeA - $0L (group gift)

Sneakers: HOC Bolts by HOC Industries - $50L

AO: Basic Male by Long Awkward Pose -$0L (for avis 30 days old or less)

Shape: Gauge Custom by ˚That Guy˚ (not currently available for sale)

*Maschienenwerk has a nice selection of free male shapes for those not comfortable tweaking those sliders. The Mika Shape is a good starting point*

Skin: Belleza Gift Skin by Belleza - $0L (in store freebie)

*Belleza also offers a free skin to all group members when a new line is introduced. Membership in the group is currently $250L, a very reasonable cost for a quality skin.*

Total cost of pictured avi: $51L

Our Second objective: Smokin’ hawt hunk for under $2600L

The goal here was simply the best looking avi possible for under $10 USD.

Jude (Smokin’ Hawt Hunk version) Style sheet and Notes

Hair: Reed (Angel Shine) by UW.St - $0 (In store freebie)

Eyes: Medium Tones (Shallow Water) by Poetic - $250L

Shirt & Jeans: One Shot One Kill by WMD (includes alternate T & gloves) - $350L

Boots: Kboots (Black) by Treads - $450L

*The best damn boots in SL. Designed by Ju Weissnicht*

AO: Casual Male by Vista Animations - $899L

Skin: Absolute (suntan/chest hair/face B) by LeLutka - $750L (50% sale)

*Normally a good value. An absolute steal on sale*

Shape: Gauge Custom by ˚That Guy˚

Total cost of pictured avi: $2699L ($10.35 USD)

While I went slightly over budget, on the second makeover, i’m very pleased with the final results. This is only intended as a basic roadmap, or template for the fashion challenged. Could I have done without an AO? Sure, but if you want to interact with people and not look like C3PO, with an anal fissure, you don’t want to be seen rocking the default animations. Can someone survive on freebies alone? Absolutely, but most men will need to invest a little L, or a great deal of time, to do so. It’s going to take some effort, on your part.  Just take it one piece at a time.

A few random notes:

Cheap genitalia is never good. Please understand that freenis is an IQ indicator.

Is bling ok? No. I should smack you for asking.

Can you be like ˚That Guy˚? No, but that doesn’t mean you have to be, “that” guy.

One more thing. (because I feel some need this in writing)

I could use all the letters on the internetz and still couldn’t write a tutorial on how to fix a douchebag’s personality. Good looks only get you so far. If you’re a prick/bish to one of my peeps I will find you when you’re fugly and make an example out of you. You have been warned.

*hugs anstuffs*

late

PS

Suggestions and feedback appreciated. Please share with those in need. *grins*

Hey Jude covered by Derrick Trucks Band

Sad But True by Metallica

One Piece at a Time by Johnny Cash

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posted on 05.05.09 SL Designer Tantrums (O teh dramaz!)

People like good deals, and free stuff? *GASP*

People (in any world) feel a sense of entitlement? *GASP*

Bloggers will lose their mind, and waste thousands, upon thousands, of words to “prove” their side of any issue is correct. *GASP*

Context:

A few residents (Faery Sola and Ziggy Quirk) have called for a ban on freebies.

Ziggy’s post in particular is full of passion and win. In a concise manner she airs her grievance, thoroughly dresses down the subject of her ire, and suggest a nuclear solution to end such behavior. In a followup comment she acknowledges this isn’t likely to happen, and rationally suggest there could be a better way to promote businesses.

End of story, nuff said, right? *coughs*

Chaos ensues as overly wordy platitudes and emotional rhetoric run rampant through the SL blogosphere and plurk timeline.

One prominent blogger drives right of the cliff of reason with a rant full of pompous proclamations and absurd theories that make Chicken Little sound like Plato. Don’t get me wrong. I agree with Prad more times than not, and enjoy most of his post. With that said, his latest makes him sound like an elitist fashionista who has lost touch with the average SL resident.

Case in point:

“We had the foresight back then to see there were entitlement issues forming” -PP

“The sense of entitlement comes when there is an influx of high quality freebies” -PP

Foresight? Orly? To notice that people have a sense of entitlement is not foresight. That’s stating the obvious, and it’s nothing new. A sense of entitlement has nothing to do with freebies. Second Life is a microcosm of society. Drive by any government housing installation. See that guy wearing Air Jordans, a $200 throwback jersey, and sitting on the hood of a car with $2000 rims? There’s a good chance he is all of the following: 1. Able bodied. 2. Lazy 3. Refuses to work. 4. Drawing welfare 5. Connected to the internet with a broadband connection.

Does it surprise you that this guy’s avi would bitch about not getting enough things for free? Does it surprise you that he might complain about the things he did get?

In response to those who question Prad’s stance against freebies:

“Because I actually give a damn about Second Life and its content creators.” -PP

Why so serious? Prad’s statement implies that anyone who disagrees doesn’t care. I have friends who are original content creators and I want to see them succeed. That doesn’t mean I think freebies are the end of the virtual world. Last time I checked KMADD and Belleza offered amazing freebies to members of their group and were pretty damn successful. I still love ya man but please don’t be such a drama llama.

While there are hysterics on both sides of this issue, i’d like the “sky is falling because of freebies” contingent to read up on brand loyalty. It’s not something earned by generalizing, labeling, belittling, attempting to tell your customers what they like, or thinking you can control a free market.

There are those who have managed to give a little and reaped huge rewards.

e.g. Radiohead and Nine Inch Nails.

You might have heard of them. They’re kind of a big deal.

Check out how they market their product the next time you log into RL, kthx.

Cry Cry Cry by Johnny Cash

Zero Sum by Nine Inch Nails

Bodysnatchers by Radiohead

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